Somehow in the space of two hours I have managed to not only leave my cell phone at work, but fill my apartment with smoke. How did I manage the latter, do you ask?
Why, I cooked some instant noodles!
In the microwave.
Without adding water first.
Do you know what you get when you cook flavour powder, dried mushroom, dried rice noodles and oil in a microwave without water? You get a giant block of simmering carbon. And a crapload of smoke.
And my apartment STILL smells like smoke, 3 hours later.
Fun fact: this apartment I\’m living is was refurbished after a fire accident prior to my renting it.
I really wish I could say that there was something important on my mind while I was engaging in this minor act of arson, but there really wasn\’t…